The Dorms Open Smoothie Bars
Prompt: Each dorm opens a smoothie bar in the human world.
- Malleus doesn’t understand why humans are so excited about fruity drinks, but likes to see their smiles when they take a sip.
- Lilia experiments with the weirdest combos: garlic & guava, pickles & peaches. He insists they’re delicious and good for your health.
- Sebek screams at customers who don’t show enough respect when Malleus is taking their orders. “BOW BEFORE LORD MALLEUS AS YOU REQUEST YOUR STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE!”
- Silver falls asleep while working, and Lilia takes advantage of this and adds ‘healthy’ ingredients to the blend.
- Customers keep coming anyway because they like staring at Malleus. Why do those horns look so real? Why does he look so ethereal? Also, the smoothies have an oddly magical taste that’s addicting
- Leona naps most of the time and refuses to help unless there’s a major issue.
- Ruggie is a complete hustler: “Pay extra for double toppings, smoothies with ‘secret ingredients’ (it’s just protein powder), and pay extra for fancy toppings.” You want that blue-dyed cherry on top? That’ll be $5 extra.
- Jack takes it seriously and promotes healthy, power-packed smoothies for gym-goers.
- Their bar becomes popular among athletes, but half the time they run out of bananas because Ruggie keeps ‘sampling’.
- Blender explodes once because Ruggie tries to blend bones into the smoothie for extra calcium.
- Riddle focuses on what he refers to as smoothie etiquette. Every cup must be the same size; add the same amount of fruit, and the straws must be straight.
- Cater turns the smoothie bar into an Instagrammable spot with neon signs, floral walls, and heart-shaped ice cubes. He encourages customers to tag the shop as a free marketing ploy.
- Ace and Deuce argue over who messed up the blender. Half of the time, the plug is not plugged into the outlet.
- Trey is the only competent one; he quietly blends away while the kitchen is in chaos.
- Riddle implements the Queen’s Rules every day, like “today, every customer has to try a beet smoothie,” “no one can order drinks with bananas,” and “no one can order lemon drinks before 2 pm.”
- Idia runs the entire shop online, where people can order through an app…that sometimes crashes.
- Idia built drones that can deliver smoothies to customers who don’t want to step out of their house.
- Ortho is the only one interacting with customers and trying to make them feel welcome. They think Ortho is an AI robot.
- Their cyber smoothies glow in the dark thanks to suspicious additives.
- The bar becomes TikTok famous for being ‘so weird it’s cool’ and to see the cool AI robot that’s too human-like.
- The whole time, Idia hides in the back, mumbling about server lag and trying to fix it.
- Azul turns the smoothie bar into a franchise empire. Loyalty cards, limited membership discounts, and contracts for eternal free refills, but with absurd hidden clauses.
- Floyd makes smoothies in any way he feels like. A customer asks for mango, and he tosses in chili peppers for fun.
- Jade offers mystery forest smoothies with suspicious mushrooms that may or may not be edible.
- Despite the chaos, business booms because Azul manipulates Yelp reviews, and people think it’s a unique experience.
- Health inspectors always leave crying.
- Vil wants only organic, high-quality ingredients. Every smoothie has to look aesthetic enough to be featured on a magazine cover.
- Epel secretly dumps sugar when Vil isn’t looking. What’s the point of drinking a smoothie if it doesn’t taste good?
- Rook reads poetry that he personally penned as a way to entertain, like the Romance of Blueberries and the Mystery of the Papaya. The customers are confused.
- The smoothie shop smells like essential oils and crushed herbs.
- Customers either adore the health & beauty vibes…or they leave after being lectured by Vil for asking for extra whipped cream.
- Kalim treats it like a party: free smoothies for everyone until Jamil shows him that they’re losing thousands of dollars.
- Jamil ends up being the only one working – blending, serving, cleaning, and working the register.
- The shop is decorated like a desert oasis, with maroon cushions and gold drapes everywhere. Customers lounge for hours, and Kalim entertains them.
- Kalim once ordered a truckload of pomegranates because he thought it would look festive. Jamil nearly faints. Now with every smoothie, customers get a free pomegranate – limited time only!
- Their smoothies taste amazing because Jamil created gourmet recipes.