Solomon: Did you study for the test?

MC: (confidently) Yeah.

Solomon: Really?

MC: Uh…I studied the vibes.

Satan: That’s not even a language.

MC: Then why did it fail me??

Levi: Wait, there was a test?!

Mammon: I thought it was optional!

Lucifer: It was never optional.

Asmo: I didn’t study, but I looked cute while not studying, so I think that counts.

Beel: I thought we were supposed to eat after the test… did I miss the food part?

Belphie: (half-asleep) I dreamed I passed. That’s basically the same thing.

Diavolo: Don’t worry, MC! You get an A for enthusiasm!

Lucifer: (glaring) That’s…not how grades work.

Barbatos: Technically, they also failed enthusiasm, my lord.

Simeon: I tried to help MC study. They said my flashcards were “too judgmental.”

MC: They glowed! It felt like divine pressure!

Mephisto: Pathetic. I, of course, aced it.

Mammon: Yeah, ‘cause you cheated!

Mephisto: It’s called journalistic research, thank you very much.

Solomon: So…no one studied.

MC: The vibes lied to me, Solomon.