MC: (whispers) “Can you keep it down?”

Grim: (wakes up) “I wasn’t snoring – you were!”

Sebek: (suddenly stands up when he hears Malleus sigh) “WHO DARES DISTURB LORD MALLEUS IN HIS STUDIES-”

Lilia: (shoves a cookie into Sebek’s mouth) “Shhh, my dear boy. The only thing you should be disturbing is that cookie.”

Silver: (half-asleep, mumbling) “Malleus…the dragons are invading again…”

Malleus: “Hm. Let them.”

Deuce: “Are dragons real here, or is that a metaphor?!”

Ace: “Don’t ask, you’ll just stress yourself out.”

Riddle: (burst into the library) “WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN THE LIBRARY?!”

Leona: “Asks the second loudest.”

Azul: (taking notes quietly) “If I charged a fee every time someone broke library etiquette, I could fund a new dorm.”

Floyd: “Hehe, shrimpy, you’re cute when you whisper-yell.”

MC: “I’m literally just trying to read.”

Vil: “You’re surrounded by chaos. Reading is an act of bravery at this point.”

Rook: (dramatic stands up with hand on chest) “Such elegance amidst disorder. MC, you are truly poetry in motion!”

Idia: (hiding behind his tablet) “This is why I only read e-books. No NPCs. No volume spikes. Just peace and wi-fi.”

Ortho: “I can get you noise-canceling headphones, MC!”

Jamil: “Or you could all just be quiet. Revolutionary, I know.”