Hinata: (bursts into the room, grinning ear to ear) “GUYS!! I’m gonna be a father!!”

Rico: (spits out his drink) “WHAT?! YOU’RE WHAT?!”

Mizuki: “WHO LET YOU…YOU’RE A BABY YOURSELF!!”

Heath: “Explain. Now. Slowly.”

Hinata: (laughing) “Chill, chill! I adopted…a plant! Her name’s Mochi!”

Ran: “You can’t start with ‘I’m gonna be a father’ like that…”

Kongou: (smiling nervously, but relieved) “Congratulations… I guess? Remember to water her daily.”

Rico: “You almost gave me a heart attack!”

Hinata: (pouting) “I’m a responsible dad now! Mochi’s gonna grow big and strong!”

Sotetsu: “Careful, Hinata. First it’s plants, next thing you know, you’re naming your toaster Junior.”

Takami: “At least the plant won’t talk back. That’s already better than most relationships.”

Menou: “Wake me when he actually has a child…or when the plant dies. Whichever comes first.”

Kei: (sigh) “Something tells me we will be holding Mochi’s funeral in a few weeks.”

Gui: “Does Mochi get hungry?

Rico: “No, she’s a plant, not a child…”

Hinata: “A plant child! Now if you’ll excuse me…it’s time for her afternoon meal!” (pulls out a spray bottle)

Mizuki: “If he starts buying diapers for that thing, I’m kicking him out of the team.”

Heath: (deadpan) “Give it one week.”