Reader Snores Loudly
Prompt: What is that sound? Spoilers: your snores.
Gender: gn!Reader
Prologue:
Pin drop silence. It was the middle of the night, after all. Everyone was asleep, walking through their dream worlds. Yet, he woke up in the middle of the night for a drink of water.
“Grrrkkhh.”
What was that sound? He froze in his footsteps.
Lucifer
- Lucifer initially raised an eyebrow, trying to figure out what the sound was. Had a creature infiltrated the House of Lamentation?
- He slowly made his way to the source, keeping his guard up, and eventually ended up in front of your door. Wait, were you snoring?
- Lucifer tried to maintain his composure but had to press the back of his hand to stop himself from laughing out loud.
- Tucking you properly into bed, he stroked your hair softly.
- The next day, he subtly teased you about adding soundproof material to your room, suggesting it was for the “safety” of the House of Lamentation.
Mammon
- He instantly freaked out, thinking it was a ghost or a demon he took money from but never returned coming for him. But he couldn’t back away now because he was the Great Mammon and had to protect his brothers.
- Tiptoeing to the source of the sound, he stood in front of your door and stretched his head.
- As soon as he walked in and heard you snoring, Mammon burst into laughter. But you were in a deep sleep and didn’t hear him.
- The next day, Mammon tells everyone about his brave encounter with the terrifying noise but doesn’t tell any of them directly about what he heard.
Levi
- Levi was startled but felt like a hero in a video game. He picked up the nearest object and pretended he was on a quest to find the monster who he had to defeat.
- But when he stopped in front of your bedroom door, he was confused until he heard the noise again. Levi thought someone was hurting you, so he flung open the door and ran inside.
- As he stared at you, he wondered how your snoring didn’t wake you up. But Levi was relieved that there was no monster in the House of Lamentation.
- He made a mental note to tease you about how you were the “final boss” of his quest to get water from the kitchen.
Satan
- Since he was half-asleep, his first thought was a rare demonic entity had snuck into the house. If that was the case, he was ready to fight it.
- Then he followed the sound back to your bedroom and peeked inside. Oh, it was only you snoring. For a moment, Satan smiled, finding your tractor-like snores endearing in an odd way.
- The Avatar of Wrath tried to adjust your head in a way where you could breathe better.
- The following day, he planned to find products to help you sleep without snoring, for your sake and for the sake of everyone in HoL.
Asmo
- He knew he needed to stop this sound as it might wake up everyone in the house; demons have good hearing, fortunately, and unfortunately.
- Asmo quietly walked into your bedroom but was surprised when he heard you snore again. Despite his concerns, he found it hilariously adorable.
- He took out his phone, which he was carrying with him as a flashlight, and recorded you snoring to “use” against you later.
- Asmo made a mental note to find something to help you sleep quieter. He didn’t want your beauty sleep to be disturbed by your own snores.
Beel
- Beel didn’t care for the noise as his focus was on getting himself some water and a load of midnight snacks. Once he got himself some snacks, he headed back to his room but heard the sound again.
- But when he realized the sound was coming from your room, he was concerned. Were you okay? Was someone trying to hurt you?
- Beel wondered if he should wake you up but didn’t have the heart to because you looked like you were enjoying your sleep.
- With a sigh, he sat you up and put some pillows on your back and back of your head to keep you sitting up a little. That helped Belphie, so he figured it would help you to stop snoring.
- The only brother who doesn’t tease you the next day. But you do wake up to find Beel asleep next to you.
Belphie
- Belphie doesn’t care to investigate. There are so many odd noises in the House of Lamentation that he figured it was a curse or a ghost or something.
- Then, he realized the noise was coming from the hallway in which your bedroom was located and rushed to check if you were okay.
- Seeing you fast sleeping and snoring up a storm, Belphie was amused and decided to join you in bed.
- The only brother who found your snores to be soothing; read that as: he can sleep through anything without a care in the world.