Prank 1: Hide! My Boyfriend Is Coming
Prompt: How would the Obey Me! Brothers and the Undateables react to the “hide! My boyfriend is coming!!” TikTok prank?
Gender: gn!Reader
A/N: Luke platonic.
Lucifer
- Lucifer was reading a book in your room when you ran in and told him to hide.
- When he heard the word boyfriend, he raised one eyebrow, amused.
- “Then let him come. I want to meet the man that’s courageous enough to take you from me.” A chilling smile appeared on his lips.
Mammon
- Mammon was swimming in a pool of money in his dreams when you started shaking him.
- “Mammon! WAKE UP! You’ve to hide. My boyfriends coming!”
- In a panic, he jumped off the bed and slipped. As you continued to urge him to hide, Mammon ran towards the closet but stopped at the entrance.
- “Who? Your…boyfriend? But I am here.”
Levi
- Levi was dreaming of Ruri-chan when you started to yell for him to hide.
- He panicked, jumped out of his tub bed, and ran around the room, not knowing what to do.
- “Wait…did you say boy-boyfriend?” Levi stopped and looked at you, “But, I am your boyfriend. Ah, this is a prank, isn’t it?”
Satan
- As soon as the words “my boyfriend” left your mouth, Satan was up and in his demon form.
- “You are dating someone else behind my back?”
- Satan nearly unleashed his rage mode, but Lucifer and Beel stopped him in time.
- Be prepared to hear a LONG lecture from Lucifer.
Asmo
- Asmo was upset when you woke him up from his beauty sleep, but his mood soon changed upon hearing the magic word ‘boyfriend’.
- “You have another boyfriend? REALLY? Is he handsome? Cute? What does he look like? Do you think he would like me? Have you told him about me?”
Beel
- Beel was groggy but still managed to hear you say your boyfriend is coming.
- He pouted and hugged you close, “I love you and won’t let anyone take you from me.”
- He fell back in his bed, still holding you, and drifted off to sleep.
Belphie
- Belphie sleepily got out of bed and followed you to the closet.
- He didn’t come out for a long time, and when you opened the door, he was fast asleep on the floor.
- After his nap, Belphie asked you in a cold voice, “What were you saying about this…new boyfriend?”
Diavolo
- The prince was napping in his room when you busted in and yelled to hide.
- Diavolo didn’t register any of your words, except hide. He sat next to his bed and sleepily pulled the covers over him in an attempt to hide.
- “Diav, I can still see you. You have to hide, my boyfriend is coming.”
- “Okay…” he mumbled and dozed off, leaning against his bed.
- Suddenly, you felt a chill behind you, followed by an eerie whisper. “If you could kindly leave my lord alone. He needs to rest.”
Barbatos
- You were checking your phone in the kitchen, and out of the blue, you yelled at Barb to hide.
- He remained focused on his work and smiled, “I’m pleased to hear that you are getting along with others.”
- “Barb, I’m serious! You have to hide, he’ll see you.”
- “Then, let him.” Barbatos smiled and set a large knife next to him, within reach.
Simeon
- Simeon sat up and looked at you drowsily. He didn’t register your words until the third time around.
- “Boy…friend? Are we not dating anymore?” He stared at you wide-eyed. “Do you not like me anymore? Did I do something to hurt you?”
- The angel’s heart broke, and the pain was evident on his face.
Luke
- Luke sat up on the bed and rubbed his eyes. “I was having a good dream…baking cakes for Michael. He liked them…”
- He whined, asking why you woke him up before resting his head on his pillow and going back to sleep immediately.
Solomon
- Solomon woke up and asked, “What?”
- “My boyfriend is coming. You have to hide!”
- “Your…what? But I’m right here.” Though he was sleepy, Solomon registered your words.
- Every time you asked him to hide, his reply was the same. “But I am right here.”