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Prank 1: Hide! My Boyfriend Is Coming

Prompt: How would the Obey Me! Brothers and the Undateables react to the “hide! My boyfriend is coming!!” TikTok prank?

Gender: gn!Reader

A/N: Luke platonic.

Lucifer was reading a book in your room when you ran in and told him to hide.
When he heard the word boyfriend, he raised one eyebrow, amused.
“Then let him come. I want to meet the man that’s courageous enough to take you from me.” A chilling smile appeared on his lips.

Mammon was swimming in a pool of money in his dreams when you started shaking him.
“Mammon! WAKE UP! You’ve to hide. My boyfriends coming!”
In a panic, he jumped off the bed and slipped. As you continued to urge him to hide, Mammon ran towards the closet but stopped at the entrance.
“Who? Your…boyfriend? But I am here.”

Levi was dreaming of Ruri-chan when you started to yell for him to hide.
He panicked, jumped out of his tub bed, and ran around the room, not knowing what to do.
“Wait…did you say boy-boyfriend?” Levi stopped and looked at you, “But, I am your boyfriend. Ah, this is a prank, isn’t it?”

As soon as the words “my boyfriend” left your mouth, Satan was up and in his demon form.
“You are dating someone else behind my back?”
Satan nearly unleashed his rage mode, but Lucifer and Beel stopped him in time.
Be prepared to hear a LONG lecture from Lucifer.

Asmo was upset when you woke him up from his beauty sleep, but his mood soon changed upon hearing the magic word ‘boyfriend’.
“You have another boyfriend? REALLY? Is he handsome? Cute? What does he look like? Do you think he would like me? Have you told him about me?”

Beel was groggy but still managed to hear you say your boyfriend is coming.
He pouted and hugged you close, “I love you and won’t let anyone take you from me.”
He fell back in his bed, still holding you, and drifted off to sleep.

Belphie sleepily got out of bed and followed you to the closet.
He didn’t come out for a long time, and when you opened the door, he was fast asleep on the floor.
After his nap, Belphie asked you in a cold voice, “What were you saying about this…new boyfriend?”

The prince was napping in his room when you busted in and yelled to hide.
Diavolo didn’t register any of your words, except hide. He sat next to his bed and sleepily pulled the covers over him in an attempt to hide.
“Diav, I can still see you. You have to hide, my boyfriend is coming.”
“Okay…” he mumbled and dozed off, leaning against his bed.
Suddenly, you felt a chill behind you, followed by an eerie whisper. “If you could kindly leave my lord alone. He needs to rest.”

You were checking your phone in the kitchen, and out of the blue, you yelled at Barb to hide.
He remained focused on his work and smiled, “I’m pleased to hear that you are getting along with others.”
“Barb, I’m serious! You have to hide, he’ll see you.”
“Then, let him.” Barbatos smiled and set a large knife next to him, within reach.

Simeon sat up and looked at you drowsily. He didn’t register your words until the third time around.
“Boy…friend? Are we not dating anymore?” He stared at you wide-eyed. “Do you not like me anymore? Did I do something to hurt you?”
The angel’s heart broke, and the pain was evident on his face.

Luke sat up on the bed and rubbed his eyes. “I was having a good dream…baking cakes for Michael. He liked them…”
He whined, asking why you woke him up before resting his head on his pillow and going back to sleep immediately.

Solomon woke up and asked, “What?”
“My boyfriend is coming. You have to hide!”
“Your…what? But I’m right here.” Though he was sleepy, Solomon registered your words.
Every time you asked him to hide, his reply was the same. “But I am right here.”