Smack Goes Your Hand
Prompt: What do you think Team Beef’s reaction to Female SO slapping their butts would be?
Gender: fem!Reader
- Kei stood with his back to you on the rooftop, talking to someone on his phone in a foreign language. Bored, you began looking around – first to the sky, then to the wind playing with Kei’s hair, and to the coin a few feet behind Kei.
- Bending down, you picked it up, but as you stood up, you got a view of Kei’s derriere. Normally, you didn’t stare at men’s behind, but you couldn’t deny the sight in front of you was pleasant.
- You stood up straight and contemplated whether or not to go through with your thoughts.
- Kei felt your presence behind him, but he didn’t think much of it until you slapped his buttocks, catching him off guard. He quickly turned on his heels and looked at you with wide eyes.
- The man on the other line said something to Kei, and he walked away from you. He continued to talk on the phone as if nothing had happened, but Kei stood with his back to the wall.
- At least the two of you were alone. The last thing he wanted was for another member of Starless to see you touching his derriere.
- Sotetsu reached the rehearsal room early, hoping to get in a few stretches before practicing for the upcoming show. As he stretched, Sotetsu heard footsteps and glanced at the wall of mirrors in front of him. “Hey. What’re you doing here?”
- “Oh, I am here to watch the rehearsals. I’m just going to sit here and wait, don’t let my presence bother you,” you said as your eyes wandered down to his behind. On cue, Sotetsu bent down to touch his toes, giving you a full view of his buttocks.
- Biting down on your lips, you averted your eyes but couldn’t keep them away for long.
- You got up and smacked Sotetsu’s behind, making him jolt up and stand straight. Turning his head, he looked at you with a raised eyebrow.
- “I couldn’t resist…,” you nervously chuckled and shrugged before turning your back to him and walking to your seat.
- The next second, you felt a sting on your butt, and a yelp escaped your lips. “Sotetsu!”
- He smirked and shrugged, “I couldn’t resist either.”
- You stood a few feet away from Kokuyou and watched him smoke a cigarette. You wanted to stare at his face, but if he caught you, he wouldn’t let it go for days.
- Your eyes began to wander down his neck to his biceps and stopped at his derriere. He was leaning over the railing of the large outdoor staircase, so his behind stuck out more than usual.
- For a while, you had a battle with your thoughts, but ultimately the invasive thoughts won. So, you casually walked up to him and smacked your palm flat on his behind.
- Kokuyou snapped his head towards you and stared blankly. Soon his eyebrows furrowed, and his lips fell. But he remained silent, waiting for you to explain your actions.
- “I let my invasive thoughts win. Sorry…?”
- Kokuyou tossed his unfinished cigarette, snuffed the tip out with his boots, and walked away, but not before throwing you a threatening glare.
- He had no idea how to feel or react.
- Sin heard the door opening but continued sipping on his tea. If anyone was interested in talking to him, they would approach him without needing him to greet them first.
- In the next moment, he felt a sting on his behind and nearly sprayed the tea in his mouth but managed to force it down his throat.
- After a while of cough, while you apologized to him, Sin cleared his throat and looked at you questionably.
- “I…um…s-sorry…”
- “Are you?” A hint of irritation decorated his voice.
- “For making you cough…”
- “And?”
- “And…nothing else,” you stuck your tongue out at him and skipped out of the office room.
- Sin sighed. Looks like he will always have to expect the unexpected when you are around. But why did you slap his behind? Was it only to get his attention, out of curiosity, or were you hinting at something else?
- Feeling bad for asking Kongou to make your lunch, you decided to help him in the kitchen. He gave clear instructions, and you followed.
- All was quiet until Kongou squatted down to look into the cabinet under the sink.
- In your peripheral vision, you saw his behind but quickly shifted your eyes to the cutting board. Whenever you were with him, you checked out his chest, arms, and abs, but his butt…how did you miss that?
- Luckily for you, Kongou dropped a spoon on the floor and bent down to pick it up, leaving his behind open to you. SMACK. Kongou jolted straight up and jumped away from you.
- The kitchen went silent as the two of you stared at each other blankly.
- A shade of red crept up onto his cheeks, and all poor Kongou could do was clear his throat and pretend as if nothing happened.
- You would have felt bad for making him uncomfortable but seeing him blush was completely worthwhile.