MC: (holds up a glow-in-the-dark rubber chicken) I want this.

Rook: Oui, très magnifique! Beauty is a necessity!

Jack: It’s just a toy that screams when you squeeze it.

Leona: Buy it. Annoy someone else with it. Preferably Riddle.

Riddle: (overhears Leona) Absolutely not. That thing will not be allowed in Heartslabyul.

Ace: Which means we’re buying three.

Deuce: Ace, we’re here to buy notebooks!

Ace: The chicken is a mood.

Deuce: Uh…it just screams when you touch it.

Ace: Exactly. That’s how I feel during exams.

Vil: That thing is an offense to fashion. Put it down before it contaminates your aesthetic.

MC: But it glows in the dark.

Ace: Can we buy seven? We’ll sneak them into every dorm.

Malleus: (examines the toy curiously) Fascinating. Does it…breathe fire?

Lilia: Close enough!

Sebek: (covers ears) WHY DOES THIS ABOMINATION SHRIEK LIKE A CURSED BANSHEE?!

Silver: Sounds like Sebek every morning.

Azul: If I make a limited-edition Magical Chicken mascot version, will it be profitable?

Jade: (gives a sinister grin) We could fill Monstro lounge with them and see how long before students lose their sanity.

Floyd: Hehehe, I already love it. Let’s get a hundred, shrimpy~.

MC: I only wanted one…

Leona: Congratulations, MC. You’ve started a campus-wide rubber chicken epidemic.

Vil: May our ears rest in peace.