You Accidentally Call Him Dad

“……..Excuse me?” – Lucifer, Barbatos, Mephisto, Malleus, Vil
“WHAT?! I—I’M NOT—WAIT, WHY!? – Mammon, Ace, Jack, Kalim
Mentally breaks. Blue-screens for the rest of the day. – Levi, Deuce, Sebek, Idia, Riddle, Epel, Azul, Rollo
“Did you mean daddy?” – Asmo, Solomon, Thirteen, Trey, Cater, Lilia, Leona, Rook, Divus, Floyd, Ruggie, Fellow
“That’s…um…one way to assert dominance…I suppose…” – Diavolo, Simeon, Silver, Jade, Sam, Chenya
Pretends he didn’t hear you, but his soul left his body. – Beel, Belphie, Raphael, Jamil, Neige, Skully
“If I’m ‘dad,’ does that make Lucifer ‘grandpa’?” – Satan
“But…I’m younger than you.” – Luke, Cheka